Laughter Is The Best Medicine

I feel I need to protect myself so here is the Medicine Warning Label for the best universal medicine known to man– LAUGHTER!

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Dosage and Administration

The heavier the dose, the better! Refills are free. Never let a day go buy without an injection of humor in your life. Better is self-prescribed.

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Over dosage

Heavy usage of this medicine results in joy, smiles and peace of mind.

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Medicine Interaction

Actually proven to enhance all other medicines.

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Laboratory Test

Since the human species is the only species God gave the ability to laugh and intentionally spread joy, there has been no testing on laboratory rats – only human “rats”.

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For External/Internal Use

Laughter and smiles are to be used externally. A sense of humor is both external and internal – it is an attitude!

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Medicine Withdrawal Symptoms

Loss of hope, depression, melancholy behavior and worry. You can’t laugh and worry at the same time.

Precautions

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Can be used if you are pregnant, nursing or plan on becoming pregnant. It might even expedite the latter.

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Can be used when driving or operating heavy machinery – if you keep your eyes open.

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Do not have to keep out of the reach of children. In fact, children tolerate and use this medicine more often than adults. We can all learn from them.

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Do not use if you want to feel better.

Side Effects

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The neural circuits in your brain began to reverberate.

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Chemical and electrical impulses start flowing rapidly through your body.

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The pituitary gland is stimulated.

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Hormones and endorphins race through your blood.

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Your body temperature raises half of a degree.

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Your pulse rate and blood pressure increase.

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Your arteries and thoracic muscles contract.

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Your vocal cords quiver.

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Your face contorts.

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Pressure builds in your lungs.

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Breath bursts from your mouth at nearly 70 miles per

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It is contagious!

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Makes you easier to be around!

If symptoms persist, it means you are well on your way to enhancing your sense of humor. If you never had one, it means there is still hope for you.

Consider yourself warned. I am not responsible for laughs, smiles and feelings of increased joy.